{"id":13,"date":"2009-09-01T02:08:16","date_gmt":"2009-08-31T19:08:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/invassione.blog.binusian.org\/?p=13"},"modified":"2009-09-01T02:08:31","modified_gmt":"2009-08-31T19:08:31","slug":"lelucon-sesaat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/invassione.blog.binusian.org\/?p=13","title":{"rendered":"Lelucon sesaat.."},"content":{"rendered":"
Kenapa juga kudu dijawab, mbaaak?<\/strong><\/div>\n
<\/strong><\/div>\n
Cowok: \u201cMbak, mbak. Abis latihan Karate ya?\u201d
\nCewek: \u201cNggak…\u201d (muka heran)
\nCowok: \u201cOooo, latihan Taekwondo ya?\u201d
\nCewek: \u201cNggak.\u201d
\nCowok: \u201cPencak silat kali?\u201d
\nCewek: \u201cNggak, kenapa sih mas nanyanya aneh banget?\u201d
\nCowok: \u201cAbis mbak pake baju training gitu…\u201d
\nCewek: \u201cSaya abis aerobik!\u201d
\nCowok: \u201cOooo, bukan abis latihan beladiri ya?\u201d
\nCewek: \u201cBukan…\u201d
\nCowok: \u201cBisa bela diri gak, Mbak?\u201d
\nCewek: \u201cNggak…\u201d
\nCowok: \u201cBisa digodain dong…\u201d<\/div>\n

Mikrolet M0203 Kemana aja,<\/p>\n

didengar oleh pegawai yang menyesal tidak membawa pulpen buat mencatat rayuan maut<\/div>\n
————————–<\/span>————————–<\/span>—<\/div>\n
Maklum, Belum Mandi..<\/strong><\/div>\n
Orang baik hati\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : “Bu, repot amat bawa belanjaannya, gak minta dibantuin sopirnya aja?”<\/div>\n
\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0(sambil menunjuk ke arah orang yang sedang berada di depan kemudi mobil)
\nIstri\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0: “Oh itu mah suami saya…”<\/div>\n

Didengar oleh anak-anak di dalam mobil, yang berharap tidak mirip dengan bapaknya.<\/p>\n

————————–<\/span>————————–<\/span>——–<\/div>\n
Ih curang! Mainnya pake backing-an
\n<\/strong><\/div>\n
Dua orang anak kecil sedang bermain pedang-pedangan
\nAnak #1\u00a0\u00a0 :\u00a0 “Aku tusuk kamu!”
\nAnak #2\u00a0\u00a0 : \u00a0“Aku tangkis!”
\nAnak #1\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0: \u00a0“Aku tusuk lagi!”
\nAnak #2\u00a0\u00a0 : \u00a0“Aku tangkis lagi!”
\nAnak #1\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0: \u00a0“Ih, kan tangkisanmu udah aku buang!”
\nAnak #2\u00a0\u00a0 : \u00a0“Aku ambil!”
\nAnak #1\u00a0\u00a0 : \u00a0“Nggak bisa, kan udah di makan harimau!”
\nAnak #2\u00a0\u00a0 : \u00a0“Itu kan harimau papaku; tinggal suruh muntahin…”
\nAnak #1\u00a0\u00a0 : \u00a0“Kan udah mati harimaunya gara-gara nelen tangkisan…”
\nAnak #2\u00a0\u00a0 : \u00a0“Tinggal minta beliin papa…”
\nAnak #1\u00a0\u00a0 : \u00a0“PAPAMU KAN MONYET!”<\/div>\n

Perumahan di Jakarta, didengar sebagian warga yang mulai buka meja taruhan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Kenapa juga kudu dijawab, mbaaak? Cowok: \u201cMbak, mbak. Abis latihan Karate ya?\u201d Cewek: \u201cNggak…\u201d (muka heran) Cowok: \u201cOooo, latihan Taekwondo ya?\u201d Cewek: \u201cNggak.\u201d Cowok: \u201cPencak silat kali?\u201d Cewek: \u201cNggak, kenapa sih mas nanyanya aneh banget?\u201d Cowok: \u201cAbis mbak pake baju … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1050,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/invassione.blog.binusian.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/invassione.blog.binusian.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/invassione.blog.binusian.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/invassione.blog.binusian.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1050"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/invassione.blog.binusian.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/invassione.blog.binusian.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15,"href":"https:\/\/invassione.blog.binusian.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions\/15"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/invassione.blog.binusian.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/invassione.blog.binusian.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/invassione.blog.binusian.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}