{"id":42,"date":"2009-09-01T11:09:12","date_gmt":"2009-09-01T04:09:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/invassione.blog.binusian.org\/?p=42"},"modified":"2009-09-01T11:09:12","modified_gmt":"2009-09-01T04:09:12","slug":"bedanya-cowok-jelek-sama-cowok-ganteng","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/invassione.blog.binusian.org\/?p=42","title":{"rendered":"Bedanya Cowok Jelek Sama Cowok Ganteng"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Kalo Cowok Ganteng bodynya berotot, Cewek2 Bilang: Wuihhh gila,sixpack!&#8230;seksi bo!<br \/>\nKalo Cowok Jelek bodynya berotot, Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Biar orang ga mratiin tampangnya, tuh..<\/p>\n<p>Kalo Cowok Ganteng males difoto, Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Pasti takut fotonya<br \/>\nkesebar-sebar!<br \/>\nKalo Cowok Jelek males difoto, Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Nggak tega liat hasil<br \/>\ncetakannya ya?&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Kalo Cowok Ganteng minjem duit, Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Mungkin blm ngambil ATM&#8230;!<br \/>\nKalo Cowok Jelek minjem duit, Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Dasar cekak! Singkron sama mukanya.<\/p>\n<p>Kalo Cowok Ganteng keringetan, CewekBilang: Pasti abis olahraga.. sporty boo!<br \/>\nKalo Cowok Jelek keringetan, Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Abis ngangkut beras di mana mas&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p>Kalo Cowok Ganteng menyendiri, Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Gak mau jadi pusat perhatian.<br \/>\nKalo Cowok Jelek menyendiri, Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Minder kali&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Kalo Cowok Ganteng humoris, Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Orangnya asyik ya&#8230;<br \/>\nKalo Cowok Jelek humoris, Cewek-Cewek Bilang: cari perhatian tuh..<\/p>\n<p>Kalo Cowok Ganteng banyak tingkah, Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Maklum beken&#8230;<br \/>\nKalo Cowok Jelek banyak tingka, Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Muke lu jauh&#8230;!!<\/p>\n<p>Kalo Cowok Ganteng romantis, Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Ooh..so sweet&#8230;<br \/>\nKalo Cowok Jelek romantis, Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Urgh..you make me sick!<\/p>\n<p>Kalo Cowok Ganteng pake kacamata item, Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Kereen&#8230; jadi inget film Matrix!<br \/>\nKalo Cowok Jelek pake kacamata item, Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Cocok..tinggal kasih tongkat aja..<\/p>\n<p>Kalo Cowok Ganteng minta kissing, Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Boleeeeh..tapi yg soft ya&#8230;<br \/>\nKalo Cowok Jelek minta kissing, Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Ih jijayy..sama pispot aja sana!<\/p>\n<p>Kalo Cowok Ganteng berbuat jahat, Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Nobody&#8217;s perfect.<br \/>\nKalo Cowok Jelek berbuat jahat, Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Pantes..tampangnya aja<br \/>\nkriminil..!!<\/p>\n<p>Kalo Cowok Ganteng nuangin air ke gelas cewek, Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Ini baru cowok gentleman..<br \/>\nKalo Cowok Jelek nuangin air ke gelas cewek, Cewek-cewek Bilang: Naluri pembantu, emang susah!!..<\/p>\n<p>Kalo Cowok Ganteng nolongin cewek yg diganggu preman, Cewek-Cewek Bilang:Wuih jantan..kaya difilm-film action<br \/>\nKalo Cowok Jelek nolongin cewe yg diganggu preman, Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Premannya pasti temen dia&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Kalo Cowok Ganteng bersedih hati, Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Let me be your shoulderto cry on&#8230;<br \/>\nKalo Cowok Jelek bersedih hati, Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Cengeng amat!! Lelaki bukan sih..?!<\/p>\n<p>Kalo Cowok Ganteng baca tulisan ini, Langsung ngaca sambil senyum kecil, lalu berkata &#8216;Hidup ini sangat indah&#8230;&#8217;<br \/>\nKalo Cowok Jelek baca tulisan ini, Frustasi, ngambil tali jemuran, trus teriak &#8216;Hidup ini kejaaamm&#8230; Aku mau mati saja !!!&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Kalo Cowok Ganteng bodynya berotot, Cewek2 Bilang: Wuihhh gila,sixpack!&#8230;seksi bo! Kalo Cowok Jelek bodynya berotot, Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Biar orang ga mratiin tampangnya, tuh.. Kalo Cowok Ganteng males difoto, Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Pasti takut fotonya kesebar-sebar! 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